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| An introduction to our beloved survivors. Here's what we know so far.
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| Jerry: |
(Smartius scientassius)
Jerry is the typical nerd of the bunch. He's the one you sit behind in class to
cheat off of. He is also the one who would write down all of the wrong answers
for you to copy and then correct them before he turned his paper in. He and Merv
have been best friends for years, and Sam has been a good friend since they sat
by each other in world history. A well of information about just about any subject
imaginable, he's the kind of guy who can take the rubble of the apocalypse and
help the remaining survivors return to some semblance of normalcy.
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| Merv: |
(Goofballus gamerus)
Your typical goofball gamer, Merv brings a sense of humor to the bunch
that is rivaled by, well none, actually. His main asset is his hand-eye
coordination developed through years and years of racing, combat,
and other games (a huge help with Brittany and Sam around). He is
a great guy to have around though when everyone's feeling a bit low. After all there's nothing quite like hearing one of his jokes.
Jerry's best friend for years, he and Sam have been friends after
she beat Jerry at Halo 4. Now he just has to convince Jerry to fix
the Xbox or learn how to actually survive without video games.
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| Sam: |
(Girlus Scoutus rex)
The type of girl who went to Girl Scout camp every summer from the
time she was old enough to enter Daisies, Sam has some definite skills
when it comes to survival. Unfortunately most of these skills do not
apply to a world where plant life exists in only small quantities,
animal life is almost nonexistent, and radioactivity abounds. She
is quite useful though, even with all of these issues. After all do
you really think Merv knows how to tie a proper noose when Brittany
becomes too much for any of them to deal with?
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| Brittany: |
(Prissius maximus)
She is the ultimate prissy, snobbish, totally hot, obnoxious sorority
chick. She would annoy even the most saintly of people. No common
sense and very little book sense just about sum up her mental capacity.
Overall her best use is an extra body to carry necessities, as long
as you don't mind complaining every two steps that is. She is not
as well known to the others since she typically dismissed them as
plebeian, but Sam is still holding out some hope that she may surprise
them in the end.
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